As said in the Original version, this was written by Chris Sammon and Chris Wilkinson in the days of Myspace.
I kept the original version so as not to lose the harmonica of Stephen J Jennings (RIP maestro) but I wanted to do a new version now that my recording skills have increased a bit.
lyrics
(Insert White Van Man where appropriate)
Who's that numpty flicking the v's?
Sounding his horn when the lights turn green
Screech to start screech to stop
Parked on double yellows outside the shop
Haring around just as a fast as he can and he don't give a damn, he's white van man
Eyeing up the ladies in the traffic queue
Thinking all the things that he'd like to do
Making a call on his mobile phone
While taking it to 60 in a 30 zone
One of these days he's gonna end crash bang but he don't worry about that, he's white van man
He don't give a toss he don't care a bit
Coz he's white van man and he thinks he's it
At the wheel he's a law to himself
And he don't care about anybody else HA!
White van man he's the king of the road
Don't talk to him about the highway code
He's on the horn and he's on the lights
Shaking his fist for you to let him by
He's always got right of way don't you understand coz he owns the road, he's white van man
credits
from Loose Ends (The Rest of Lew Bear, Volume 1),
released September 15, 2016
Lew Bear - guitars, vocals, arrangement
Tim Brown - bass
Chris Sammon/Chris Wilkinson - lyrics, arrangement
Avtar Chathar - honks
Recorded by the only sound tech Djay Buddha, written by Stoo Nicol and Sketchy. Percussion by me and Paddy, violin by Yuuka and Bass from the gone but not forgotten Broon - what else could you want? Lew Bear
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