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Mr Potato is a composite character of a few people I've met. We all know a Mr Potato

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Mr Potato he sits at the bar
He's never moving and he thinks he's a star
Mr Potato he is his whole world
Despite his failings thinks he's hot with the girls
Aint got no style aint got no brains
But it's any port in a storm - and it's about to rain

Mr Potato will drink the bar dry
He spills the half of it which makes it a lie
Mr Potato will stand up to fight
But if you stand up to he'll say you're alright
Can't hold his liquor aint got no strength
But if he can fool you he'll go to any length

Swings his shoulders round and round
As he stumbles in face to the ground
A little bit of dribble hanging off his chin
As he gives off that leery grin
To any woman that's walking in hey hey!

Mr Potato will stay there all night
Spending money to the landlords delight
Mr Potato his money's run out
But his Mama's always good for a shout
Can't look after himself Mama's boy
But don't you tell him, or he'll throw out his toys

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from Loose Ends (The Rest of Lew Bear, Volume 1), released September 15, 2016
Lew Bear - Lyrics, Guitar, Vocals, Bass, Arrangement

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